Ross is an independent designer for blah blah blah...

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I don’t know if I have it in me for another portfolio site, honestly. I’m a few years shy of 40 and no one wants to hire washed up multi disciple (generalist) designers anyway – specialists are where it’s at!

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Really, you should consider a 20something Instagram star with a slick Dribbble or Behance portfolio from Latvia or even Fiverr – Those are fine options! You wouldn’t hurt my feelings. You’ll get want you want for a splendid price and it won’t have to confront the business economics of my mortgage and daycare costs. Besides, shouldn’t I be a creative director at some big company kicking my feet up in spiraling meetings?

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Seriously! It’s honestly fine - I had a good run. I’m really into gardening now, so your project would mean less time for that.

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… So, you’re still here?

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Ok well .... you must be desperate or someone I’ve worked with told you I was “a really OK” designer.

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Here’s a recent selection of my work! 

Enjoy.